EMPRESS AND STORM MEET

LEGEND:  ALL OF MY CATS' DIALOGUE WILL BE BOLDED, WHERE AS MY DIALOGUE WILL NEVER BE BOLDED.  THOSE ARE EMPRESS' ORDERS.

[Today, Empress talks to Storm about her evil plan.]

EMPRESS:  RED
STORM:  BLACK
ALLURA:  PURPLE

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Storm, come here for 1 minute please.

What do you want?

I just want to talk.

About what?

Well, the human doesn’t treat you good, right?

Not really

Empress what are you talking about? I treat you and the other cats great!

DO NOT INTERRUPT ME HUMAN! Anyway Storm, are you tired of being told what to do?

Of course I am!

You should come to the dark side then.

The dark side?

Yup. Have you heard of my evil plan?

Yes. Cat domination right?

Yes. When I take of the world cats will own the humans!

Wow

Are you in?

Empress, you’re crazy to think that Storm will turn against me!

QUIET HUMAN!  Yes, I’ll join!
No not Storm too!

YES! STORM TOO. MUWAHAHAH
You really are crazy!

Did you just insult me?
You know what? I’m not doing this today. Goodbye crazy cats!

Yeah you better run!

Yeah!  Run human!

Empress, I’m going to go take a bath and go to sleep. Bye.

Bye!  MUWAHHAHAHA!  I got 1 of human’s cats to join CAT DOMINATION!

You need to get rid of Empress.

She’s the size of a dust ball and she is trying to take over the world. Plus, she’s really mean to you.
I know. I think it’s just a phase. I’m sure she will grow out of it.

Don’t count on it Human!

I know of a good boot camp for kittens.

Allura, you should join cat domination too!

No thanks, I like the humans. They feed me food whenever I want and they are good to me.

Fine. Suit yourself!

OK I will.

FINE!!
Empress why are you so angry all the time?

Normally I would ignore you or hiss but today I’m feeling nice. I’m angry because you humans act like you own us! WE own you!
Empress I do own you and if you don’t like the way I take care of you then you should leave.

I would leave but I need a place to sleep while I’m working on the cat domination plan. Besides, I need food so that’s stopping me from moving out of this place!

Oh boo hoo, The poor evil kitten has to eat and sleep all day! That sounds hard!

I know right?! It’s very hard and……..wait are you being sarcastic?

The evil GENIUS is asking me if I’m being sarcastic?!

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Yes I’m being sarcastic! The humans feed you and love you; why do you want to destroy them?!

FIRST OF ALL I don’t want to destroy them I want to enslave them! BIG difference!

I’m not going to waste my time fighting with an immature kitten.  Good bye!

I’m not finished with you!
STOP FIGHTING!………………………..

DON’T YOU EVER YELL AT ME AGAIN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMAN? I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU, ALL CATS ARE.

DON’T YELL AT KITT! YOU RAT!

RAT?!

*HISS*

*GROWLS*
*WAKES UP*

Stop the NOISE!  I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!

TO BE CONTINUED